Maatwei

"Карл, 25 фунтов за эти 6 горок? Да это самая дорогая покупка в Бали! Да за эти 25 фунтов, наверное, можно снять 2 карликов-трансов и заставить их играть в бир-понг просроченнымикефиром. Что? Да!"

"Oh, and with their prices they demand extra money for visiting the toilet"

"The waiter mixed up my order even though I showed what I want on the menu. After I paid, another waiter chased me to the exit asking for payment again. The food is mediocre as well."

"I'm being constantly amazed with how in one of the most popular tourist destinations of the world almost no one (including this restaurant's staff) speaks a word of English. The service is slow"

"Говно ваш парк. За 50 евро ничего не работает."

"Good food, good Italian beer, waiters doing well. А вот баба-менеджер - мудак."