DT

"For the love of God, please take your kids to Chucky Cheese instead."

"If you stand on the rainbow crosswalk in terminal C and say your pronouns three times, a transgender genie will appear to grant you three wishes."

"If you’re using one of the entrance bays and the person in front of you leaves, please hit stop on the machine and move up so the next person doesn’t have to wait."

"Arguably one of the best airports in North America"

"Choose a seat near “France” section for best view and price. It’s right next to the stage and entrance where the actors come out"

"Pretty sure Hana is Hawaiian for overrated. Seriously don't know why people talk this place up so much. Lots of driving for the same coconut stands, foliage, and shanty-town shacks found elsewhere."