Nick Bain

"Be nice to Paris the barman. Sit outside but be wary of the sofas too close to the edge. You can get splashed!"

"An institution that can prevent/cure almost any hangover!"

"Brilliant place to people watch. You def won't feel out of place instagramming your very delicious flat white!"

"It's hard to foursquare somewhere that moves so regularly. No one knows where it'll crop up next so best check the website! Least you know no one will be able to copy you!"

"Will you get in to the JubJub Members bar? Callooh Callay is a great cocktail bar in the heart of Shoreditch. You'll have a great time here, we just can't guarantee how your head will be in the morn"

"All we can say is you need to go to the Breakfast Club and ask to see the Mayor. When you meet his grace you'll thank us."