Jonathan Reese

"The dog is named Jealousy for a reason..."

"Why don't waitresses smile anymore? Do they expect to get tipped just as well for glaring while they take your order?"

"...and that mere needles cannot pierce his skin."

"Some say a pack of ladyboys once escaped from the sex dungeon here."

"The big guy living upstairs will write you into erotica stories for a blowjob..."