Mike Long

"Crenshaw= Better, cheaper."

"Blindfold your friend, make them think you are throwing them into Westcott. Then, throw them into Lake Ella. Perfect Birthday surprise."

"Do the right thing. Tie up your friend and throw them into the fountain for their birthday, especially if that special day falls during winter."

"Cool employees, decent service, gross food. Never feel right after eating. Burgers taste funky. Queso is nasty. And I'm not the picky type."

"Place is a hot spot for UFC fights, because they are one of the few places that don't charge a cover. Packs very fast. Make a reservation."

"Make a friend that works there, see movies for free and before everyone else."