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"Watch Out! At Deli. I asked fo "half a pound of Egg Salad"-It's a little over",she said. "OK", Just leave it". When I got home, I found she had jammed 1.17lbs into a large tub - more than we can eat"

"Mid-Winter Escape from Dayton. Arrange a chair so your vision field is the 3 giclees -Slowly sip a Smoothie so as to avoid Brain Freeze and wonder at how unaccustomedly cool it is in Gustavia, today."

"SanPellegrino has two great new flavors; Blood Orange and Grapefruit. And of course, all the cans are free of stevedore thumbprints thanks to the hygienic foil wrapper that covers the tops."

"Sexy Proprietress!"

"Obviously due to an oversight, the DEA is still allowing DLM to dispense Castelvetrano Olives without a prescription--They should be a controlled substance!"

"I'm always able to graze an exotic and sumptuous serendipitous meal from the frozen entré selections in the freezer aisle!"