Scootch

"Great for Parking your cars, if you work in the Industrial Park, and it’s in a safe-ish Community ($$$), and it’s a busy Commuter Lot. *CAREFUL! THEY DUMP STOLEN CARS HERE NOW! THE CHOP SHOP IS GONE!*"

"It would be the best gay sex you’d ever have, but if I may go out on a limb, then let me be frank darling… just suck on that hookah; like a real “heterosexual” Muslim, ignore HIS harem, then FUCK ‘EM!"

"Great selection of frames and lenses. They have regular glasses, sunglasses and safety glasses. Have Liz help you, she is wonderful! If you need anything she will help you out."

"Ask for Liz and have her help you out. She is amazing and they have a great selection of frames and lenses. They have special lenses, regular glasses frames, sunglasses and safety glasses."

"Liz is awesome and is so helpful. She also knows how to make you look dapper as hell. They have great frames and lenses, plus they're worth the price."

"Great for pizza and has top shelf booze at the bar. It's nice and quiet, so you don't have to deal with the lame college crowd. Only classy people come here. Also has great music playing."