Qrystal

"There's actually nothing here but a Bell building with a painting of Waldo on it. The "lark value" is minimal; could be a good photo op."

"Got a dying battery pack, but a replacement is hard to find? These guys can most likely find the replacement you need, or even rebuild the pack with new cells so it works better than ever!"

"There's a water play area and washrooms here; bring a swim suit! (Swim diapers are required for those not toilet trained.)"

"Be sure to wear or bring socks for everyone, because they are required. (In case you forget, there are socks for sale for $2.)"

"The Spring Bento Box is vegetarian, filling, cost-effective, and delicious! It's my usual order."

"There are all sorts of treats and snacks and candy here; shop while hungry at your own (wallet's and waistline's) risk!"