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"Cloakroom desk left unattended in the middle of a hundreds-of-pounds per head event, my belongings thrown on floor in corner. Mock art deco ornaments tacky, chairs rickety. Nope."

"Used to be one I'd recommend to veggie-loving friends, but last time I went there, quality of the food was bad, and the service was terrible. The waitress was passive aggressive, cashier dishonest."

"Crap service, waiters act like they don't expect tips. They didn't get any from me."

"Skatecamps here during half term and summer hols are the best!"

"Bunch of stupid teen girls just threw a glass bottle into the pipe earlier. Place is pretty grubby, cigarette butts and piss stains."

"These guys are awesome. Just brought three friends/family along with me for a haircut bonanza today. Now we look too cool for school. I'm going to be a regular!"