Karen Escobar

"Could you tell Bono to wipe away the permanent look of pregnancy he has put on me for eternity and a day. And my two need to live better right Bono. Why am I think in the shower and fat in my room."

"Bono there is a woman Adrienne if Bladstow ask her if she will travel with you and if she says yes give her a wedding ring. Don't lie to her. Tell her everything about you and take her in. O'Bla"

"Bono when you put a large amount of money in a bank they make money from that money. It is called interest. Take the money called interest and feed the hungry. Each month you will make interest."

"Bland am Bono has $553 million in the Ireland that Mr. Potato of Russet has a Cagligery. It is Bono's money and give it back. Bono feed the hungry each month with the profit you make from the bank."

"Lead the way for Bono to work with Amnesty International. He is an angel here on Earth and he has been doing bad things. I need him to do Gods work now be fittin tine. O'Bla"

"Bono belongs ti fiten to Naomi Campbell but stronon resembla took ti. Fikel foon triten Zumba melon. Jamaican fools. Led him back to the Ire and free him of sinners wieg platuna."