Merlin Love

"Apparently the highly efficient Sunday staff has been replaced with a cocophany of chaotic caricatures of the former regime of delightfully detailed Donut merchants. Disappointing service today."

""Excuse me, but I ordered the gluten free pancakes..." "Those ARE the gluten free pancakes" - suddenly Michael Damien's 'Rock on' fills my head as the gluten free pancakes explode with deliciousness."

"The staff remains as pleasant and efficient as ever. I went to a DD across town and 2 mins in I was like "eff this place. The FLW crew owns these whack ass imposters.""

"The gluten free pancakes are a like a gluten free fairy fluttered down from heaven and was impregnated by a pancake monster only to 12 minutes later give birth to fluffy, flavorful moist pancakes."

"Taco mountain is like making sweet sweet love to your mouth with a gigantic pile of food. I'm not sure what's in the coleslaw, but I'm pretty sure its derived from crack."

"Rainbows I said last time. That was inaccurate. Double rainbows! Whomever the girl who has taken the Sunday shift is nice and efficient and hasn't been yet had her soul crushed."