Matt Taylor

"Must be hit and miss but this was the soggiest fish and chips I've had in my life."

"Cash only here, and a £1pp corkage on your own beers and wine. Good homemade Thai food at bargain prices. Always packed, prepare for a queue (and don't be afraid to ask to sit down!)"

"Beware the first Sunday of the month when the museum is free to all and queues can easily reach an hour long. Beautiful main hall and exhibits but little compared to the Louvre."

"Rooms are small but cosy, mine came with a balcony overlooking the park. Showers are strong and shampoo isn't entirely useless. A few minutes from Sevastapol metro. Pick up the INYT on your way out."

"Expensive but phenomenal. If you're not waiting for a table you're lucky. All the added extras and quality of ingredients combined with a cute atmosphere. You'll leave full and with a fridge magnet."

"Ba Da Ba Dum"