James Conley

"Amazing at 3am- the pizza boss there is a kick-ass, no-nonsense type of guy."

"If the light's on, give the bell a ring! (note: persons inside may be swigging whiskey and potentially nude. Liquor type and state of dress is subject to change without notice)"

"Word up to the wise: this house runs on rum & diet, be sure to gift some!"

"The ladies here make the best cookies and pies on earth. If you're sweet, maybe you'll be treated to some!"

"Having troubles printing at the library? The ACCC has a guy or gal that can help! Just find them seated in the lab on the north-east part of the first floor, their computer Has an orange ACCC sign."

"If you come-a-knockin' better bring booze and a happy attitude, the residents here are lovers AND haters, like any true Chicagoans!"