Little Hooves

"If you're not into bars where its likely you could walk out w/ some form of hepatitis, a stab wound or schedule 1 narcotics in your pocket then you're in the wrong spot. If you are, I'll se ya there."

"Only place in town that still has a legit shuffle board table."

"Remember that total douche bag from Buena you went to school with? Chances are you'll see him here. Drinking off the money his mom (who's house he still lives in) gave him."

"Best sandwich I've ever had."

"Over priced weak drinks that take forever to get. Douche bags in Tap Out tshirts everywhere. Go for it if you're into that."

"The management here are rude. They'll threaten to fine you $500 if you smoke in the rooms and will even fight with you when you didn't smoke in the rooms and threaten to call the police. SKIP IT!"