Josh Fagen

"Topspin seems like an effective technique to employ."

"The fact that I didn't get a lobster roll makes me a disgrace to me and to my family."

"The thick cut bacon is the true treasure of the menu. Got some extra pieces on my birthday and was going to spell out my age Heisenberg style."

"The secret, I don't know…I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then…do it for the rest of your life. For me, it's going to Ogden House."

"Just order anything and put pico de gallo on it. It doesn't matter what it is. A taco, a burrito, an old shoe. It will be good with their pico."

"If you're not getting the Buffalo Chicken pizza, why are you even here?"