Christina Seeber

"There's some hot Indian girls in the bathroom"

"The dolls with the long fingers talk if you squeeze their chests!"

"Don't leave until you find the super secret hidden aliens"

"DEFINITELY stop in here to check out the art, prints, jewelry, classes, books, gifts, bottles, postcards, souvenirs, walking sticks, and t-shirts. Also pet friendly and very reasonable prices."

"The staff here, if you can find them, are entirely unsympathetic about how little time is left before your flight in which to get drunk. Pack your own wine and snacks. Alas, it's too late now."

"You'll freeze your tits off."