Once in Vegas I washed my entire body w/ what I thought was a bar of soap but turned out to actually be the cap of a shampoo bottle. I think about that a lot.
"Now that all the dog shit has been cleaned up, the community is begging for a dog shit revolution. A real dog shit lover to come in here and just reign supreme with hoards of dog shit supz h0rd"
"If it's not the urine filled jacuzzi in the back, it's the scrubs on your feet that make you feel as if a murder is completely in the cards for you. Really nice shower though. Stop reading this tip."