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"$1 shirts on wednesdays - don't get taken to the cleaners"

"what's the word? thunderbird! what's the price? thirty twice!"

"stop in for a quickie, and look for something sticky..."

"javajackers (n): hackers who troll coffee shop wi-fi for unsecured devices. Don't forget your jimmy hat."

"get yourself a mexi-moke, or grab an iced chai, but don't forget security when you're on the wi-fi"

"we like the farmers, because they understand how pests can wreck your day...just don't forget to rinse those veggies!"