Gordon Clark

"Come 2 hrs early onaccounta the retarded concession stands."

"Group workouts with owner/fitness virtuoso Steve ("Coach") Rosenstein. Wed, Fri nights and Sunday morning. On the house mimosas to follow (fresh squeezed). Join the Mad Dog family!"

"This theater's sound system is legit. Best in town I think."

"Punch people that cackle and talk too loudly. It makes for a much more pleasant experience!"

"Chin up to push up, repeat."

"Their Cuba Libre is best in class! Hard to find run, tons of freshly muddled lime, thank me later!"