Brendon Batterson

"Mediocre food, mediocre service, but great outdoor seating in the garden."

"If you're here for a passport application, you have to take a number. To get a number you have to get on line with those whose number were already called."

"Great Starbucks. The line is usually long and slow, but there's always plenty of seating once you have your drink."

"Hardly any Kosher selection. When I asked for kosher brisket the butcher looked at me and said "What the fuck?""

"The waitress brought the check before we were done eating, then stood at the table until we paid her."

"Incredibly rude employees, they don't accept Starbucks cards and there's no wifi."