Ash Paulsen

"Good prices and an eclectic soda selection... and that's about it. I tried the mac and cheese pizza and meat Jesus pizza and both were really average and just kind of bland. Wouldn't go again."

"AVOID. The service is horrible and the staff are rude and incredibly racist, calling my fiancée out for being black. Also saw a roach crawling out of a cooker our last time there. Do not come here."

"This name... huh?!"

"Helen's by far the best!"

"For some absurd reason, all espresso drinks here are made with half-and-half (and lots of it), making pretty much anything horrible for you. If you want, you know, MILK, you have to request it."

"The mint mojito iced coffee will obliterate any preconceived notions of how good you think coffee can be. Actually, everything here will. No other coffee even approaches Philz' level."