Alexandru Mărășteanu

"If you want to learn about Fado, do not go to this museum. Go to Wikipedia instead, because this place is absolutely boring and it’s not worth the 5 (4 with Lisboa Card) euros."

"Octopus hot dog is very good, too bad it’s glazed with mayonnaise. Deep fried tempura shrimp is good, missing some chili sauce. Friendly staff."

"We were asked to stay at the bar even though the place was 70% empty. When asked about the empty tables, we were told they were reserved. We left. If they refuse our money, we refuse their food."

"Sad, unimaginative food. Octopus with kimchi: oily soup sprinkled with octopus bits. Rump cap: as bland as hospital food. Very small portions. 3 eur couvert."

"The pasteis here taste like burnt milk"

"Free Jägermeister & Guitar Hero"